Monday, July 4, 2011

The AGONY of DE- FEET!!



My feet were de-virginized at SUNSET FOOT SPA. Thanks to my sister, the Queen of all things
RE-LAX-ATION!

Feet happy = me happy.

I'm not really a massage kind of person, but my feet are constantly tired and sore. For all you foot spa virgins: Here's how the de-virginization went down...

We pull up to the joint. It's a small place with rows of leather chairs with white sheets on them. We sit, roll up our pants legs, tuck our shoes and socks away, and wait for the *magic* to begin.

The standard drill is that for the first half hour, you sit in on an ottoman facing one of those comfy recliner chairs with your feet in a bucket of hot water (sometimes herbal or salted, bucket usually lined with a plastic protective wrap) while you get pummeled shiatsu style all over your upper body, arms and neck (clothes remain on). Then, you turn around and lay back in the chair (which often reclines flat, and where you are usually covered up in a cozy blankie), and are treated to another few minutes of neck/head/arm shiatsu. Then, it's on to the foot reflexology with lotion and hot towels. MMMmmmmmm. This is when I fall asleep, BayBuh!! Smooth movements + pressure on the right spots = tension released.

The experience crescendos with a short leg massage, which was fantastic!

60 minutes later - we all open our eyes, stare at each other with a sheepish grin, and giggle like children. My feet felt like air, like pillows and clouds! ALL FOR a meeaaasely $25!!! No Lie!

Next time I'm going to bring my ipod with a special foot massage playlist!


************* ADVICE TO NEWBIES*************************************
For those who've never been to this world, here's the deal: Depending on the establishment, you'll pay between $20-25 for an hour of heaven and these places are generally open 7-days a week, often until 11 p.m.

Also important: tip (in cash, ideally) your therapist a minimum of $8 - even if you hate them. If they're just "OK", they merit at least $10. And if you love them, $15+. Remember that they work VERY HARD for VERY LITTLE.

PRESSURE: this may be payback for centuries of colonial oppression in south east asia, but the pressure can be downright cruel at times. Don't be afraid to make yelpy sounds with hand signals for "softer, softer!" since language barriers exist - unless your (mandarin/cantonese/insert regional dialect) is decent.

Clothing: it helps to wear long sleeves since the arm work can get a bit pinchy, and also shorts or pants that roll up easily so as to get a better lower leg rub. Think "loose comfy" wear.

Sunset Foot Spa (at 2 locations)
1st Choice: 
7125 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90045
(323) 649-8888


5419 W Sunset Blvd Ste 3
Los Angeles, CA 90027
Neighborhood: Hollywood
(323) 898-4220


Time to Head to the BEACH!!




OH MY WOW!

Words CANNOT describe the GASTRONOMIC ECSTASY I experienced this weekend at 26 BEACH!
After eating here I surmised that I just got bum-rushed by a "foodie-pimp" and would gladly pay $20 to this burger for its culinary services!

CALIFORNIA SUSHI ROLL BURGER anyone?!

The interior is cute, in a *split personality* sort of way. You have your quaint, feminine garden patio area and then your cool, quasi mediterranean indoor dining area. I like both. They offer a nice big piece of paper and a cup of crayons for a mean game of hang-man and the like, which is always a fun time-killer when waiting for your food.

The burger menu was AHH-Mazing!! Extensive, varied, crazy (PB&J burger, anyone?), and really robust!! I've never read a gourmet burger menu as Artistic and Inventive as 26 Beach's... I haaaaad to give this place a try!

Along with two other foodies, we all ordered/split the...
Prosciutto Burger with prosciutto, brie, and sweet figs
(You can never go wrong with the mix of sweet and satly! Actually, you can never go wrong with anything that has prosciutto or brie either. Mmm.)

I ordered the PB&J burger. Yes, that is peanut butter and jelly on a hamburger. BLASPHEMY!!, I know. I almost wanted to kick my own butt for doing it. But the menu says it's the chef's favorite, and it was too intriguing to pass up.
The key to this burger's success, I believe, is in the large and perfectly cooked patty. Because it is crispy on the outside but tender and juicy on the inside, the drippy, gooey goodness that is spread on top does not seep into places it shouldn't, so each flavor and texture hits you exactly where it should. The peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, you taste the savory patty on your tongue, and the strawberry jam brings a second wave of taste that enhances both.
Peanut butter and jelly on a burger. It works!!

California Roll Burger with snow crab salad, slices of avocado, sushi ginger, mixed greens, seaweed, and wasabi aioli.
Probably the most artistic burger on their menu, hence the most popular. The snow crab salad on the sliced avocados and sushi ginger topped with seaweed is BRILLIANT!, creating a really great tasting burger, but the wasabi aioli was toooo much. Everybite I had of this burger would be like WOW!--sushibugrer--AHHHH wasabi, which really killed it for me.

26 Beach really excelled and took the burger to "A wHOLe NuTHeR LeVeL!"

I was weak - and could only finish about 5/6 of it's deliciousness, it was the perfect size; not a little foofy quarter pound patty dressed up with dainty accoutrements that tastes nice. No, this was a Brontosaurus Burger, optimally sized for juiciness that left me uncomfortably full. The br-ioche bun was engineered to soak up all the juice, but wasn’t too bready. It reminded me of a steakhouse burger of yesteryear, where toppings were a compliment to a gorgeous patty, not the main event. But I could go on all day, so here’s the quick and dirty:

Good food, split personality decor, good service. What's not to love!?

I will return to tell you about the FRENCH TOAST!

26 Beach
3100 Washington Blvd
Venice CA
310-823-7526
M-F 11-10p Sat 9-10 Sun 9-9p