SAY CHEEEEEEEESE...CAKE!!!
(sung to the tune of ICE, ICE BABY)
Yo Yall Taste this one time!
Yo VIP lets kick it!
Cheesecake Baby!
Come get this cheese cake baby!
OK STOP, Check out this great temptation
Rob is back with a HARRIET'S creation
The Praline, grabs a hold of me tightly
Fork in my hand, daily and nightly
Will it ever STOP? Yo, I don't know
Sweet Potato pie in my bag TO GO!
To the extreme, they Rock a Cake like a vandal
Light up my face; wax a slice like a candle
Love it and Eat it, you order your way
But you better have cash, cause the staff don't play
If there is a problem, yo, confirmation will solve it
Check out the plate as I lick and revolve it!
Yo, man, lets get out of here
Word to your mother
Cheesecake Baby
Go Get This Cheesecake Baby!!
It happened one day, when the Archangel Terri, who governs all things FOOD NETWORK, appeared to me and whispered the PRAISES of HARRIET'S CHEESECAKE in my ear. She said, "GO! There is MANNA from HEAVEN prepared for you, but first, YOU MUST escape the 10 Plague-like alternative dessert suggestions of your other friends, brave fierce traffic among many heathens on the 10-E from Alhambra, and take a 40 minute urban wilderness trek into "Inglewatts!" There, at 1515 LaCienega, you will find a land flowing with cheesecake and honey!"
Let me just say, I am Not a Fan of Cheesecake, but after one bite........ I was CONVERTED!!!
"Verily, verily I say to you, get thee quickly into thine car and partake of this heavenly goodness! Whosoever, does not obey the word of this testimony, shall remain in utter darkness"
1Robbie 11:16-17
The PRALINE CHEESECAKE was HOLY, I MEAN TRULY SET APART!!!
(why can't communion taste like this?)
It IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST CHEESECAKE I HAVE EVER EATEN!!
Here's the low down:
There are 60 different varieties of cheesecake available. About 16 on any given day. Some may not be available in "slice" form, but with 24 hours notice you can order the whole cake.
MUST TRY FLAVORS ARE:
PRALINE (MY FAV)
(with crunchy pecans, drizzled caramel, and buttery graham cracker crust that's so ridiculously delish,
I almost ordered "it"... as a side)
SWEET POTATO (SHUT'CHO MOUTH! light and airy and subdued) (not overly sweet!)
BANANA PUDDING (Yup! with Vanilla Wafers separating the layers! SAY WHAT?!)
Kahlua Chocolate, Chocolate Creme de Menthe!, Black Forrest, and Grand Marnier! (Hello?!)
On the weekends they give samples so ASK FOR SOME!
A whole cheesecake 8" is $25.50 and 10" is $34 Individual slice is $6.50
CASH ONLY!
"Harriet's, makers of angelic desserts in the likeness of cheesecake; May God Bless you to be fruitful, multiply, and have dominion over every other cheesecake that man eateth upon the earth!"
"Harriet's, makers of angelic desserts in the likeness of cheesecake; May God Bless you to be fruitful, multiply, and have dominion over every other cheesecake that man eateth upon the earth!"
1Robbie 11:18
Quick TIPS:
This is a not so pretty TAKE OUT joint!
Park on the Street! Parking lot is hecka small.
Get there early in the day, as they run out of certain flavors. Once it's gone, IT'S GONE!
THEY DON'T TAKE CREDIT CARDS!
